Children Quote by Roseanne Barr

“As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job”

— Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my…

— Roseanne Barr

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

— Roseanne Barr

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

— Roseanne Barr

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

— Roseanne Barr

“I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.”

— Robert Orben

“Their promise, my children's possibilities, still linger in our home.”

— Sonali Deraniyagala

“Dear my little children I work hard so as to make your lives better. so don't rest until you do thesame to your own…

— Hamzatribah

“Make sure your children live longer than you do. Do that and you've really done something, okay? The rest is filler”

— Thomas Christopher Greene

“One of the great solaces of my life is that I no longer need to wonder whether I’ll have children.”

— Sarah Manguso

“Some days I'd like to start a column about my husband. Then I remember my kids.”

— J.P. Galuska

“When in doubt, choose the kids .There will be plenty of time to choose work”

— Hyacil Han