Earth Quote by Roseanne Barr

“Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.”

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You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

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There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

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I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate…

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Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

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My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I…

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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what…

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I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

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“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.”

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Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a…

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Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

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Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been…

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There is something more important than any ultimate weapon. That is the ultimate position-the position of total control over Earth that lies somewhere out in space. That is . . . the distant future, though not so distant as we may have thought. Whoever gains that ultimate position gains control, total control, over the Earth, for the purposes of tyranny…

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“The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation. 2. Man-made wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation. 3. Exposure to man-made electricity. 4. Eclipsing of the Sun by the International Space Station (ISS), satellites, airplanes and jet aircraft contrails (chemtrails). 5. Eating food forced grown using…

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When you're scared - and I mean really scared, not just hearing a noise in the night, or standing toe to toe with someone twice your size who wants to pound you into the earth - it feels as if you're being injected with darkness. It's like black water as cold as ice settling in your body where your blood…

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Mythology is something that always has opportunities to explore. 'It' has been on Earth for millions of years. He's been in contact with humans…

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Give me strength to walk the soft earth, a relative to all that is.

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I have lifted my plane . . . for perhaps a thousand flights and I have never felt her wheels glide from the Earth…

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Set NOT your hearts on the flowers of this world. They shall fade and die. Prize the Rose of Sharon and the Lily of…

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Then all this earth shines like one house.

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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters…

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When man of slender visits you / Nothing on earth that one can do / In well he’ll hide, or watery hole / And he will eat your mortal soul / so if thou seest the man so thin / pray you don’t see him again / for he is not from world we know / he cometh from far…

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