Buffy the vampire slayer Quote by Joss Whedon

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

— Richard Pryor

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.”

— Richard Pryor

Then, when people saw you strolling around at high noon holding your rosary beads, they’d think, ‘Well, that can’t be a vampire.

— Jeaniene Frost

“The Cruor are the reality from which legends of vampires arose.”

— Rebecca Hamilton

“... if hanging with other vamps means I have to go the whole movie cliché route, then forget it. Cemeteries? Acolytes? Partying in chilly…

— MaryJanice Davidson

“The crucifixion should never be depicted. It is a horror to be veiled.”

— William Golding

It's only in modern times that we have come to glorify vampirism.

— Guillermo del Toro

“We slay the Love Idol at the site of the Crucifixion, nailing it to the cross.”

— Jennifer Dukes Lee

How myopic it is to view His ministry as all crucifixion and no resurrection!

— Neal A. Maxwell

Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric European boogeyman…

— Adam Rex

The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told.

— Richard Matheson

Aaron Spelling kept trying to bring vampires about, and I feel badly that it happened so much later. He was ahead of his time,…

— Brigid Brannagh