Buffy the vampire slayer Quote by Christopher Golden

“Our mailman was a dance teacher at night & I would watch him sometimes to see if he would deliver mail differently than the…

— Brian Andreas

“pooped all over the carpet, eaten the slippers, and attacked the mailman, and was now being sent to obedience school.”

— Jack Gantos

“It’s lovely, like the moment of stunned disbelief immediately after you finally snap and tell the world’s most annoying office-mate to shut the fuck…

— Charles Stross

“Good God! What in the hell was that noise?” The man in front of them turned in his seat. “That’s what I’ve been asking…

— Karen Hawkins

“I would be clapping like a seal right now if I weren't so fucking hungover, just so you know. Inside I am doing happy…

— J. Lynn

“I made a sad little noise. If my dick had been capable of noise, it would have made sad sounds, too. Thank God it…

— Adrienne Wilder

“Right now, I couldn't have cared less if someone had waltzed across the room in a large flower costume with a sign saying GET…

— Lauren Willig

“Everybody clapped enthusiastically and Dr. Marx popped up from behind the podium, where he had been hiding all along. He was the hairiest man…

— Gideon Defoe

“The wind whipped up and I listened for ship sails snapping in the harbor cross the road, a place I’d smelled on the breeze,…

— Sue Monk Kidd

“They had discovered that excitement is really just smog and noise and never seeing the stars, and trash piled up in the streets. They…

— Violet Kupersmith

“Yes this is Mr. Ferro and Mr. Ferro is sort of grumpy, one hundred percent of the time. Please excuse me, I need to…

— H.M. Ward

“He laughed, the sound rolling over me more than once with the echoes in the enclosed hallway. his laughter was so unique - part…

— Jeaniene Frost