If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf. — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Please, never despise the translator. He's the mailman of human civilization. — Alexander Pushkin Copy Share Image
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Our mailman was a dance teacher at night & I would watch him sometimes to see if he would deliver mail differently… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
If I could tell you only one thing about my life, it would be this: When I was 7 years old, the… — Brady Udall Copy Share Image
“The mailman delivered mail in the rain The cashier got yelled at on her birthday The doctor watched a person die The… — Lidia Longorio Copy Share Image
You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your… — Cate Edwards Copy Share Image
Babies learn most of what they know from interactions with their parents, but not of the formal, instructional variety. Babies learn from… — Sandra Scarr Copy Share Image
Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!" Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
Wearing shorts is a huge perk. I think it's probably one of the reasons people become mailmen. You also get to drive… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If I could tell you only one thing about my life it would be this: when I was seven years old the… — Brady Udall Copy Share Image
Tohru: Call a doctor, or a vet, or anybody! Oh, Mr. Postman, it's terrible! You see, they're animals! Postman: Uh, yes, they… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“Yaicha and Darren told me that I was the mailman's child, and I got so angry, stalking away, hot steam in my… — Thalia Chaltas Copy Share Image
My father was a mailman. His father was a coal miner. My mother's mother could barely speak English. And their son today… — John Kasich Copy Share Image
Now I see some family resemblance. I was starting to wonder if Jill was adopted, but you two kind of look like… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my… — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ.… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I learned to park outside of Denny's because it's 24 hours. I made a deal at a 7-Eleven with a mailman so… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
I would especially like to re-court the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me… — John Updike Copy Share Image
