Comedy Quote by Robert Louis Stevenson

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Kant was probably the worst writer ever heard of on earth before Karl Marx. Some of his ideas were really quite simple, but he…

— H. L. Mencken

Kant thought things, not because they were true, but because he was Kant.

— W. Somerset Maugham

“You know, in the real world, there are people who are not actually Kantians…there are even Utilitarians.”

— Dr. Aaron Bunch

Well, I don't know if I can comment on Kant or Hegel because I'm no real philosopher in the sense of knowing what these…

— Roger Penrose

Kant's style is so heavy that after his pure reason, the reader longs for unreasonableness.

— Alfred Nobel

I'm not a joke writer.

— Esther Povitsky

Kant was a rational theologian. He did not pretend to be a biblical or revealed theologian.

— Allen W. Wood

In my own mind, I can joke about anything.

— Limmy

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

— Roseanne Barr

[Kant] was like many people: in intellectual matters he was skeptical, but in moral matters he believed imjplicitly in the maximx that he had…

— Bertrand Russell

I'm not much of a joke writer.

— Ben Falcone