Comedy Quote by Raphael Bob-Waksberg

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the…

— Bill Nighy

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

— Bob Saget

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads…

— Don Rickles

Jess is not only a successful actress but also has a line of eco-friendly products called Honest that's become a million-dollar business. Jessica Alba…

— Derek Blasberg

I'd love to be an award-winning, commercial successful actress! I would love to push myself to the limits as an actress and experiment with…

— Preity Zinta

I knew from the time I was 13 that I wanted to be an actress. I idolized Evan Rachel Woods performance in Thirteen, and…

— Leven Rambin

Education is huge for me. I went to public school until I turned thirteen, and was lucky enough to afford college once I became…

— Julia Stiles

You've heard the phrase 'There are no small roles, just small actors?' Well, I kind of disagree. There are small roles, but when you…

— Judy Greer

Jessica Biel is a really interesting case. She actually called us after the table read and said, "You guys should go meaner." She pitched…

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

The awkward momment when you tell a joke and no one laughs lol

— MoCHY

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke,…

— Stephan Pastis