Housework Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image ““Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Housework Humor
“I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?” — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I think it is my fate to live in the wreckage and confusion of crumbling houses.” — Abdulrazak Gurnah Copy Share Image
“Just hanging around the house is deadly--get out and experience the world together; do things you've never done before!” — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
“Maybe home is something we have to make, and remake, over and over. But it's hard to make things when you're afraid―or you're certain—that… — Michelle Sagara Copy Share Image
“It takes sometime and a lot of looking around but you eventually find that your home is alot more just the house you live… — Gabriel Bá Copy Share Image
“It made no sense, but I always wanted to create a home, even in the most unlikely places.” — Wafaa Bilal Copy Share Image
“It takes some time and a lot of looking around, but you eventually find that your home is a lot more than just the… — Fábio Moon Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The extraordinary woman depends on the ordinary woman. It is only when we know what were the conditions of the average woman's life -… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Composing a piece of music is very feminine. It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative. By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine. — Barbara Kolb Copy Share Image
Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
I feel domesticity just slipping off me. It is a choice. Either one can let it go or one can intensify it. The people… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't — Penny Kome Copy Share Image
Fearless--the cobweb swings from the ceiling-- Indolent Housewife--in Daisies--lain! — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
Anyone can see that to write Uncle Tom's Cabin on the knee in the kitchen, with constant calls to cooking and other details of… — Anna Garlin Spencer Copy Share Image
Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it. — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there's someone else to do the housework. — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
I made a very slatternly mother, notably unkeen on housework, unaware that homes need to be cleaned now and then, and too often to… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
