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“You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what…” quote by Mitch Hedberg
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“You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they're hungry! That's a double whammy! "Bush, search party of three!" You can eat once you find the DuFresnes!”

Mitch Hedberg

About This Quote

Source Stand-up Comedy: Mitch Hedberg Live, 2001

The humor highlights how chaotic and impersonal service can overlook individuals, turning a simple wait into absurd frustration.

In simple terms: Busy places can ignore people, making waiting ridiculous.

Key Takeaway

Pay attention to each person waiting.

Themes

humor irony social observation

Mood

playful satirical

Type

comedic observational

When to use this quote

  • restaurants
  • call‑out systems
  • customer service training

Key Concepts

customer service communication waiting dynamics

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does anonymity affect service quality?
  • What could improve fairness in waiting lists?
A Different Perspective

The joke exaggerates for effect, but real wait times can cause genuine inconvenience.

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