You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you organise a dinner party, and two guests cancel, it is still a dinner party: you still get to eat dinner. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
