Drinking Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drinking Feeling sick Feelings Funny Humor Rocks Sick Sociable
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health. — Bare Naked Ladies Copy Share Image
It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Give me a hot drink, and I'm happy. Hot cider, hot chocolate, coffee... I like all winter beverages! — Alexis Bledel Copy Share Image
Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together… — H. Beam Piper Copy Share Image
I had too much Nyquil and Vivarin again. Lost my stomach all over the place. — Eminem Copy Share Image
I like feeling sick. Getting better gives me something to look forward to. — Steve Franciscus Copy Share Image
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging… — Trisha Goddard Copy Share Image
Since being 17, I can honestly say I've only been ill twice on drink. I stop when I feel happy, so I don't throw up. — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“We were still twirling around the tiny parking lot when the neighbors screamed 'Happy New Year'. Unfortunately we weren't sober enough to realize that… — Kaitlin Scott Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes like that of his… — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or… — Alma Katsu Copy Share Image
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. — Anistatia R. Miller Copy Share Image
