League Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare League Little league Play Way Wish
The great thing about Little League was that anyone could play it. — Keith Hernandez Copy Share Image
I wanted to be in the big leagues, not stuck in the minor leagues. — Aroldis Chapman Copy Share Image
I was a big kid who never played any organized sports. You played a lot of sports in the streets and I excelled at… — Howie Long Copy Share Image
I have always wanted to be everything I could be in this league. — Cordarrelle Patterson Copy Share Image
Hopefully I can be one of the better players to play in this league. That's what I'm working for. — Julius Peppers Copy Share Image
I overcame a big struggle and was able to play in the most prestigious league in the world - something that kids dream of… — Jeff Green Copy Share Image
I only wish I could have played in the big leagues when I was young enough to show what I could do. When an… — Buck Leonard Copy Share Image
I always thought the league was going to be a league that will help you grow. — Nelson Agholor Copy Share Image
I have some pretty good memories, but I won the Little League championship when I was a kid. — Nolan Arenado Copy Share Image
When I was five, 10, 15 years old, I always dreamed of being in the best league in the world, playing with some of… — Bernardo Silva Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Whether it was Little League or playing with your brothers or sisters, that was always a problem. If I would lose - because I… — Cal Ripken, Jr Copy Share Image
If I was going to make one rule change, I would bring the DH to the National League. — George Brett Copy Share Image
Athletes at all ages are bigger and stronger than ever before. And they are being encouraged - sometimes even incentivized, as we recently learned… — Naveen Jain Copy Share Image
American society is now remarkably atomized. Political organizations have collapsed. In fact, it seems like even bowling leagues are collapsing. The left has a… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Or I could see Fish, Just a button up, Like a Mayor, Like a President, Just demands so much from his teammates, Has played… — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image
I just wanted to jump into the stands and start celebrating with those wonderful fans. (on reaching the Champions League final) — Steven Gerrard Copy Share Image
A League of Their Own' had some special meaning for me, I guess - it's about women joining together and being empowered, but also… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
Atheism Explained is a gem. It is clear, informative, well-argued, provocative, often witty, and unfailingly interesting. David Ramsay Steele ranges over so many issues… — Jeremy Shearmur Copy Share Image
Men since the beginning of time have sought peace...military alliances, balances of power, leagues of nations, all in turn have failed, leaving the only… — Douglas MacArthur Copy Share Image
There's times I've played the 4. If that happens in the league, I'm used to it. — Bradley Beal Copy Share Image
Yes, Manchester United are the best team in England, but you have to ask how good has the Premier League been since I left?… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
