Golf Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I'm a golfer and have had three holes in one.

— Stephanie Szostak

Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.

— Stephanie Szostak

If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long.

— Warren Buffett

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero…

— Bob Bruce

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the…

— Hollis Stacy

I played other sports, so when I played golf, I wanted to have fun. And hitting it far is fun.

— Gary Woodland

Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.

— Charles Barkley

Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.

— Winston Churchill

I think it's great fun sometimes when I am playing golf, just to give it a little uch, is to bet the other guy…

— Jack Lemmon

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a…

— Henry Beard

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit…

— Juli Inkster

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

— Don Adams