A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster. — William Glasser Copy Share Image
I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote… — Bob Bruce Copy Share Image
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you… — Anderson Cooper Copy Share Image
I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad. — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's… — Richard Schultz Copy Share Image
Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basic… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says,… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
