Available Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

— Mitch Hedberg

My dentist told me I have a lot of cavities. If by cavities he means girls then yes, I have a lot of them.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never in my life had a cavity. Not one!

— Jay DeMarcus

I have a little collection of miniature toilets that I'm going to try to display somewhere, maybe.

— John Wilson

No worries.You go save the world.I'm gonna finish getting a cavity.

— Kiersten White

I remember, around age three, peas growing in the back garden. Pinching them from their pods and popping them in the mouth was my…

— Caitlin Moran

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

— Steven Wright

Fresh herbs really belong anywhere you put them.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

I have this obsession with pea pods. They're just really nice to look at. They can be perfect.

— April Bloomfield

I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the…

— Ned Vizzini

If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?

— Nick Swardson