Bigs Quote by Mitch Hedberg

2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

— Mitch Hedberg

1 + 1 = enough for me, most people call it 2.

— Ali

2 is better than 1.. it really is.

— Cora

What's wrong with being number two?

— Morrie Schwartz

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.

— Dashiell Hammett

One's not half two. It's two are halves of one.

— e. e. cummings

2 is better than 1 but 1 is better than none...

— Amanda Lee

“The number two, he thought, was an ominous number. Two is a reflection or duplication of one, the most perfect of the natural numbers.…

— David Zindell

One's not half of two; two are halves of one.

— Anonymous

Two plus two is not sometimes equal to four ... It is equal to four plus one because one is a powerful amalgamation.

— Enock Maregesi

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

— Thom Yorke

“Two is not greater than three, even for extremely large values of two.”

— Jeffrey Lemkin