Funny Quote by Me Download Open image “If a cop pulls me over and he says papers and I say scissors does that mean I have won” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN! — Ana Copy Share Image
“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to… — Due Date Copy Share Image
The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth. — Manny Montana Copy Share Image
I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it?… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Any street cop knows you will be sued or involved in some type of litigation throughout your career. — Mark Fuhrman Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
