Quote by Huey Freeman Download Open image “Is the cop here for me or him?” — Huey Freeman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Officer, this guy is not waiting around for me... so you better shoot me or help me but decide now! — Jack Bauer Copy Share Image
But this is what he hollered at me. As I walked in his shop Oh, get out of here with that... Before I call… — Phil Harris Copy Share Image
The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, 'Do you know why I stopped you?' It… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Say to the cop; Hey, Aren't you that guy from the Village People Band? — Nicholas R Deel Copy Share Image
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth. — Manny Montana Copy Share Image
If you go into a bar or restaurant with a cop, the first thing he does is he'll stand in the entrance, and he'll… — Peter James Copy Share Image
What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
“Obi-Wan Kenobi once said ‘your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them.’ It seems to be getting harder. Distinguishing reality from the illusions people… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Robert Jebediah Freeman had sworn a lifetime intifada against the movie theater industry for exorbitant prices and poor customer service, which, interestingly enough, did… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that enclosing your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
The problem with restraining speech is, who gets to set the rules? If it's only okay in a certain time or place, who gets… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
The world is a hard and lonely place, and nobody gets anything for free, and you wanna know what else? one day: you and… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
