Business Quote by Mark Twain

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

— Mark Twain

'The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin!' Mark Twain

— Andrew Guzaldo

There are two distinct classes of men - those who pay taxes and those who receive and live upon taxes.

— Thomas Paine

When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.

— Plato

A man's whole life is taxed for the least thing well done. It is its net result.

— Henry David Thoreau

A tax is something people pay out of income.

— Grant Shapps

The money all went to the taxman. I'm completely skint.

— Bez

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

— Earl Wilson

The tendency of taxation is to create a class of persons who do not labor, to take from those who do labor the produce…

— William Cobbett

A tax is money levied on a persons property, business or pleasure. A taxilevies money to get to a persons property, business or pleasure.

— Robert D Dangoor

Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors.

— Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get me two slices of bread?”

— Jarod Kintz