Funny Quote by Mac Miller

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

— Anthony Jeselnik

“Privately he called them a couple of puffed-up, dressed-up, made-up, stuck-up, brainless parakeets.”

— Shirley Hughes

I grew up with two different parakeets - one that lived for five years, and one that lived for 13 years - so I…

— Jim Parsons

Parrots mimic their owners. Their owners consider that a sign of intelligence.

— Marty Rubin

I read, for the first time, of the Carolina Parakeet-a North American parakeet whose green, yellow and reddish-orange plumage appeared vivacious and altogether quite…

— Christopher Cokinos

Above the forest of the parakeets, A parakeet of parakeets prevails, A pip of life amid a mort of tails.

— Wallace Stevens

“Birds eating birds” sounds like a sleazy talk-show topic, but in this case I’m referring to feeding your parakeet chicken and turkey meat.”

— Nikki Moustaki

If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.

— Gilbert Gottfried

“Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They fuck each other…

— Kurt Cobain

I went to a party when I was a student and they had a mynah bird up in the bedroom where people put their…

— Derren Brown

“What's that sound?" Fran said. Then something as big as a vulture flapped heavily down from one of the trees and landed just in…

— Raymond Carver

“Everyone else—neighbors, friends, parents of friends—is looking at me like I’ve just bitten the head off their pet parakeet and stuck it on the…

— Rick Springfield