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Beats Quote by Louis C. K

“There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a…” quote by Louis C. K — Download Open image

“There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.”

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