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Bank Quote by Louis C. K

“I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.” quote by Louis C. K — Download Open image

“I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.”

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