Humorous Quote by K.J. Parker

“Only the Gods are real.”

— Neil Gaiman

“There are times when it feels real, when I fool myself into believe you are feeling what i am. But you're not, are you?”

— Genna Rulon

“I don't know if there's a God. (And neither do you, and neither does Professor Dawkins, and neither does anybody. It isn't the kind…

— Francis Spufford

“You know there's no God, right? You already figured out that it's just a bunch of crap someone made up to keep you from…

— Sister Mary Eunice McKee (American Horror Story

“If I were a religious person, I would have been very freaking one; mixture of logic and lie.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Do I still qualify as your God?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“The best I can do is to ‘pretend’ that I’m my own god. But in the pretending I have to pretend that I’m not…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flattered that you’d think I am God.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You mean you’re not God? Nooo, say it isn’t so!”

— Cherise Sinclair

“Sometimes it's hard to believe what we really are.”

— Riyadh Razzaq

“How can I be sure who's real and who isn't?”

— Jennifer Archer

“Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.”

— Terry Pratchett