Crap Quote by Sister Mary Eunice McKee (American Horror Story

“Besides, now I was thinking there just might be a God after all—that would explain who was currently fucking with my whole notion of…

— Ernest Cline

“Go straight to God, and dump it right at His feet. You go down with it if you have to. Then leave it there…

— Nancy Rue

“God is what you do, not what you believe in.”

— Tim Winton

“--I'm not God. --Then find someone who is, man.”

— Colum McCann

“There's probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”

— British Humanist Association

“I am still a god, after all. There’s a certain way these things are done.”

— Drew Hayes

“You mean you’re not God? Nooo, say it isn’t so!”

— Cherise Sinclair

“There's nothing cool about turning against God. There's nothing fun or cute or right about compromising who God wanted you to be.”

— Craig Groeschel

“Not sure if there is a God or why some all-powerful being would give half a damn about the likes of me.”

— Ellen Hopkins

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things…

— George Carlin

“I could never be your god And I don't even think I want the job anymore”

— Stone Sour

“God is indeed able to make you what He wants you to be.”

— Jaachynma N.E. Agu