Comedy Quote by Joey Diaz

I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you.

— Bernie Mac

You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.

— John Green

With the Internet being such an easy way to find comedians you think are funny, I think you're probably seeing so many different people,…

— Megan Stalter

People haven't seen me in a comedic setting, but that's who I really am.

— Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

I love pure joke-tellers, but if I go to see a comedian for a full show, I want to feel I know them more…

— John Bishop

I've got quite a few friends in the comedy world as you meet a lot of people.

— Lee Mack

People are surprised I do comedy! And I'm like, 'Guys, that's all I have been doing. For, like, forever.'

— Yvonne Orji

A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I…

— Stephan Pastis

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

— Anthony Anderson

A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I…

— Stephan Pastis

People look upon me primarily as a comedian. I'm trying to get away from that, though I do like comedy.

— Fred MacMurray

I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy.

— Tony Rock