Apartment Quote by Joey Diaz

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

— Steven Wright

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

— Steven Wright

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

— Rodney Dangerfield

I lived in Los Angeles for a long time, and in a lot of ways, I felt like I lived in my car.

— Dianne Reeves

I've been arrested for 'stealing' my own car, only to be released.

— Jamaal Bowman

You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No,…

— Louis C. K

If a neighbor is killed in a car accident, do you sell your car and stop driving?

— Mario Andretti

I promised myself I would never own a car again after moving to New York in the mid-aughts and living without the hassles of…

— Cord Jefferson

I recover my property wherever I find it.

— Moliere

I didn't have any money to buy a car, so when I got my license I did not have a car at first.

— Michael Anthony

I did live in New York. Yeah, I moved to L.A. for 'Community.' And I gave up my apartment in New York.

— Gillian Jacobs

I find myself for whatever reason unable to live in the apartment I renovate and have to sell.

— Moby