Best man Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Best man Man Marrying Man Wedding Marriage Men Wedding Wedding Best
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The wedding day is perfect for the bride only if she is marrying the best man!” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“The wedding isn’t what makes a marriage.” She told them. “Love is what makes a marriage. The wedding is just an expensive party.” — Darrell Maloney Copy Share Image
People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
It is not for nothing that a man's best friends sigh when he marries, especially if he is a man of genius. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Instantly, I was overwhelmed with gratitude. I didn't know exactly what I was feeling, but my buddy JD - my best man, whom I… — Bryan Bishop Copy Share Image
'Tempting the Best Man' centers around Madison Daniels, who's had a major crush on her brother's best friend since she was a girl. — Jennifer Armentrout Copy Share Image
In this coming year, I will seek knowledge from those wiser than me and try to teach those who wish to learn from me.… — Duane Allman Copy Share Image
“The best man. You know? He hands you the ring and has to marry the bride if you ran away and so on. The… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
For me it's really tough because you have to go to that place where you really, really don't want to go to or revisit.… — Morris Chestnut Copy Share Image
“Thank you. Thank you for raising my best friend. For raising the best man I have ever met.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
Well, that’s just a little hard, since I can’t even talk her into sparing your life, huh? You haven’t exactly endeared yourself to her.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My mother is the best not because she cooks great or wash my clothes well… she is the BEST because she gave birth of… — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
“But destiny will be accomplished, and the best man will hold his ground while the undeserving one will vanish into his back-alley for ever… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Gillette--The best a man can get." I stared at the screen. What happened to me? I was meant to be one of those guys,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
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