Handkerchiefs Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Handkerchiefs Ifs Might Redneck Shirts Sleeves You might be a redneck if
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“He let his lips form a half-smile. ‘You aren’t going to offer me one of your gaudy Veretian handkerchiefs?’ ‘You could use the clothing… — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
“Ivy waved the wet handkerchief, as much as to say, words cannot possibly articulate my profound distress. Then, because Ivy never settled for meaningful… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
My fashion was not the best in the '80s. I looked crazy as hell. I used to wear my pants tucked into my socks… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Just two days in Manhattan and you find yourself looking for a place to wash your handkerchief after you wipe your forehead and it… — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
They live in perpetual fear of the time they call "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. — Louis J. Camuti Copy Share Image
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
...most men have bound their eyes with one or another handkerchief, and attached themselves to some one of these communities of opinion. This conformity… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Rings and jewels are not gifts, but apologies for gifts. The only gift is a portion of thyself. Thou must bleed for me. Therefore… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The most intense curiosity and excitement prevailed, and though the weather was uncertain, enormous masses of densely packed people lined the road, shouting and… — Fanny Kemble Copy Share Image
The funeral is a quiet one, despite the number of mourners present. There are no sobs or flailing handkerchiefs. There is a smattering of… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
The next time she comes back, no matter what she says, listen to her well. If she cries, give her a handkerchief and wait… — Kim Do-Jin Copy Share Image
