Father Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're redneck when your dad says that's enough gun play for the day

— Anonymous

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.…

— Duck Dynasty