Cables Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cables Coffee Ifs Might Redneck Tables Telephones Used Used to be You might be a redneck if
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.… — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
What Cable is up to is not something that can be done quietly. It will raise the interest of some pretty important people and… — Jeph Loeb Copy Share Image
I don't control the schedule of the networks. We have three of our debates that are on network television, and those are on Saturday… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
If you're working on better conditions for prisoners, if you make that a popular issue and you invite mainstream media to weigh in on… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
When you talk about President Trump, the cable networks turned over so many hours of prime time to him. Why? Because he was entertaining,… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
I just think there's more paparazzi, there's more cable TV, there's millions of networks now, there's more paparazzi. People liked gossip then, and they… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to be used by God in big ways. I always prayed He would trust me enough to use me to… — Kay Robertson Copy Share Image
Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I like to multitask. I love the process of the storytelling in television. I love the serial. Even my stab at doing a procedural… — Kevin D. Williamson Copy Share Image
I think that's so particularly exciting about this moment in time is all the new platforms that are now existing, the Netflixes and the… — Colin Callender Copy Share Image
Just before I began doing this show [The Last Word ], a dear friend of mine, Karen Russell, asked me what I was going… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter whether it comes in by cable, telephone lines, computor, or satellite. Everyone's going to have to deal with Disney. — Michael Eisner Copy Share Image
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