Crack Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.…

— Duck Dynasty

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

— Chris Kyle

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

— Jeff Foxworthy