In my house, we have a sign that says, 'As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.' — Monty Williams Copy Share Image
I must have a sign that says 'Hey crazy people, tell me your life story.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The sign says do not enter, no trespassing allowed. With visions of redemption I walk against the crowd. — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
Im might seem unbreakable but deep inside me theres a sign that says HANDLE WITH CARE — 13 Yearold Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“at least this way we're safe in a room with a door that locks. And the sign says they have HBO." That… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
A girl is whole by all means.. not a toy by any means...underneath her hair and make-up there is sign that says:… — Rose Hathway Copy Share Image
“Little treasures have a sign that says, Here I am. Bigger treasures have a sign that says, Do you remember. But the… — Herta Müller Copy Share Image
“Why is it that when someone says there are billions upon billions of stars up there in that beautiful sky you believe… — Allie Little Copy Share Image
“we pass a café with a sign that says 'you have beautiful eyes' and something about soup. i leave out the bit… — Laura Roberts Copy Share Image
“The sign says that the Scald Mt. Rod & Gun Club has adopted the highway, but the Minotaur knows an orphan when… — Steven Sherrill Copy Share Image
A girl is much more than she seems. She is not a toy. Underneath that make up and hair. There's a sign… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I drive by a business that has a permanent sign that says, "Always hiring." Why in the world would they advertise the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In my office...I have a little sign and it says, 'Do it!' I suppose if I have learned anything in life, it… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the… — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite.' And I was… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
The sign, which says: "Do not, under any circumstances, open this door!" - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“..it’s not impossible that a car full of scantily clad sorority girls might break down outside and need my help.” “That’s true,”… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Now, Hazel was not stupid. She knew that just because you see a piece of cake and a sign that says EAT… — Anne Ursu Copy Share Image
“I’ve been dating for over a decade, Libby, and I have never had a man look as hopeful and adorably desperate over… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“This place is packed," Vee complained. "Where am I supposed to park?" She steered down an alley and slowed to a stop… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
How many of you would put in front of your house a sign that says gun-free zone? — Ken Blanchard Copy Share Image
My favorite sign here says, "I care about you." In a culture that trains people to avoid each other's gaze, to say,… — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
A Girl Is Much More Than She Seems; Not A Toy by any means underneath that make-up and hair there's a sign… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a woman says she won't, it's a good sign that she will. And when she says she will, it is an… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
In the gate way of my heart, I put a sign that says NO TRESSPASSING but love came laughing and said I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem.… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door… — Pat Williams Copy Share Image
“Gabriel raised an eyebrow. “Are you seriously going out with a dagger strapped to your back? You might as well just wear… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
