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“You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.”

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We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

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I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

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