Academy Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

— David Koechner

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Just because I like country music, muddin, guns, and big trucks doesn't mean I'm a redneck.

— Anonymous

Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!

— Alec Straub

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy