Bail Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bail Deductions Ifs Might Money Redneck Taxes
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When assumptions were made that I was going to bail out there was a little part of my brain that thought 'I am going… — Craig Stevens Copy Share Image
Don’t let your thoughts run away with you, don’t start planning to bail out because you’re worried about the future and how much you… — Marcus Luttrell Copy Share Image
Shortly before my arrest, my girlfriend at the time, who's now my wife of ten years, told me she was quitting drugs and going… — Christian Hosoi Copy Share Image
“Pick a leader who will keep jobs in your country by offering companies incentives to hire only within their borders, not one who allows… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
The United States can no longer rely upon foreign nations such as China to bail us out of our economic irresponsibility. We must live… — Pete Sessions Copy Share Image
You’re going to share a Moon Pie? Now? You know you can’t get any more of those until you go back to the Sates,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
QE and other aspects of Fed policy increased inequality pretty significantly. This is reinforced if you take into account all the other non-standard measures… — Gerald Epstein Copy Share Image
“It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is -- yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it -- they… — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
I could as easily bail out the Potomac River with a teaspoon as attend to all the details of the army. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
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