Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The problem with money bail, for those who aren't familiar with it, is that it puts a price tag on freedom. It says to… — Chesa Boudin Copy Share Image
Some bailiffs were tacking on extra charges left, right and centre - a fee for every letter they sent, extra fees for visiting your… — Chris Grayling Copy Share Image
If debtors can reasonably expect that the government will swoop in from time to time to bail them out, no one has any incentive… — Michael J. Knowles Copy Share Image
Holding people presumed to be innocent in jail pre-trial simply because they cannot afford to pay their bail extracts huge human and financial costs. — Stan Van Gundy Copy Share Image
Sir, you have no bail. OH JESUS, HOW AM I GON PAY 10% OF NOTHING JESUS, I CAN'T DO ALGEBRA LORD! — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
You say you nothing owe, and so I say; He only owes, who has something to pay — ProverbProverb Copy Share Image
Most of these charges that people pay are economically unnecessary. There's no real cost behind them. There's no real value behind them. So, they're… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
As it turns out, we don't "all" have to pay our debts. Only some of us do. — David Graeber Copy Share Image
We all had to pay, but not for the crimes we were accused of. There were other scores to settle. — Azar Nafisi Copy Share Image
In San Francisco, I am proud to say that one of my first mandates as district attorney was that my staff would never ask… — Chesa Boudin Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
