Golden girls Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats.”

— Alice Clayton

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.”

— Bruce Graham

“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls…

— Jeaniene Frost

“Even in the Dreamtime, cats do what they damn well please.”

— Vicki Keire

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“what is it you have, or don't have, that you sit there completely self-contained, that you can sit and know . . . and…

— William Gaddis

Cats can't understand English, so you tell a cat, 'Come on. Jump on the bed,' and he just looks at you like, 'What are…

— Dean-Charles Chapman

“I do like cats. They are so unconsciously amusing. There is such a comic dignity about them, such a "How dare you!" "Go away,…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“I'm the girl you ask to come over and give your cat his daily pills while you're on vacation. And, by the way, I…

— Mimi Strong

“I wonder if I brought my Silly-cat in…could you tell me what she’s thinking?’ ‘I can tell you what she’s thinking right now, no…

— Rob Thurman

“Can imaginary cats urinate into the real world?”

— G. Arthur Brown

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg