Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meowing to be manhandled by a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a mule. Sure, you could argue it’d be better used as a donkey, but I’d counter that with…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!”

— Various

“A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a zoopkatofka, which itself could be used like a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Pain ripped through my leg, and I knew from the powerful scent and the disturbing warmth that my blood was flowing freely. I kicked…

— Rachel Vincent

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test the machine out by seeing if it can lift…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'll go get the horse and buggy," you'll say. And I'll say, "But I thought we were taking the hovercraft?”

— David Levithan

“But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let…

— Christopher Buehlman

“A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Gimmed a brick!”

— Judith Fitzgerald