Crap Quote by Jack LaLanne

We've going to bring back thighs. Enough of these size zeros. Thighs, and back fat, and over-the-belt fat, it's all got to come back…

— Nicole Appleton

I shopped for body shapers for the first time in my life and I was horrified. They were thick - it was like wearing…

— Sara Blakely

I swear to God, I went in to buy bikinis, and the lady's like, 'You're not getting out of this store 'til you get…

— Sharon Stone

“You'll feel better after you do a mile or two.' 'Why?' From her prone position, Emma threw up her hands. 'Who says? Who decided…

— Nora Roberts

“The procession of pear-shaped ladies in tight leggings parading through the halls every Monday on their way to the gym is extremely off-putting.”

— Hendrik Groen

Sports men and women need hip replacements. It was all those years of classical ballet and forcing turn-outs. It can be quite detrimental to…

— Craig Revel Horwood

“More and more people are getting nanobot injections that can scavenge fat, retune muscle, keep legs long and lean without a workout. And it…

— Aubrey Parker

I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats…

— Tina Fey

“Wealthy women who wanted to keep fit maintained well-equipped gyms in their homes and hired personal trainers. The rest led completely sedentary lives.”

— Geraldine Brooks

Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

It is fortunate that I am quite a secure person and my training flew in the face of what everybody else was doing as…

— Dorian Yates

This wasn't the big baggy type of clothing bodybuilders wear. I wanted to make handmade, fitted clothing that younger people wanted to wear to…

— Ben Francis