Gym Quote by Hendrik Groen

“attractive women in the early stages of disrepair, fighting to keep age at bay with facials, compression undergarments, and aggressively fashionable skirts bought off…

— Jonathan Tropper

“At the beach, college girls lay in groups on the sand around buckets of drinks, their bums curved up like fruits. Mine didn’t do…

— Tamara Faith Berger

“good for my thighs; all this humping of books, good for my biceps.”

— Carole Matthews

“the last several years my life had begun to feel shapeless, like underwear with the elastic gone, the days down around my ankles.”

— Abigail Thomas

“In this century, as in any other, men wore the comfortable, practical stuff, and the women wandered round expiring underneath over-decorated tea-cosies and with…

— Jodi Taylor

“Thighs spread out on the seat like water balloons, frying eggs, spilled syrup.”

— Dennis Vickers

“Girls that ate ribs, chewed tobacco, fought dirty, and had no idea what Pilates was. My kind of women.”

— Johnny Shaw

“Where I grew up, women’s liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage so she could stretch her legs for 15…

— John Rachel

“The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a man means looking the way a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“It was a needless precaution, I felt sure, but men always enjoy marching around with weapons and flexing their figurative muscles, and I saw…

— Elizabeth Peters

“Where I grew up, women’s liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage for 15 minutes so she could stretch her…

— John Rachel

“Women, being the calculating gender, know all too well to hit the gym months prior to a break up – she’s not getting in…

— Rollo Tomassi