Boys Quote by Jack Handey

You'll have pie in the sky when you die.

— Joe Hill

You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around.

— Muhammad Ali

You don't really get Jesus saying very often there'll be pie in the sky when you die. He's really talking about now and today,…

— Greg Boyle

If there's a heaven, I hope to hell I go!

— Dolly Parton

Heaven is where you'll be when you are okay right where you are.

— Sun Ra

Depend on it, my hearer, you never will go to heaven unless you are prepared to worship Jesus Christ as God.

— Charles Spurgeon

We may learn by practice such things upon earth as shall be of use to us in heaven. Piety, unostentatious piety, is never out…

— Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Whatever heaven ordains is best.

— Confucius

Heaven on Earth is a choice you must make, not a place you must find.

— Anonymous

I never thought about heaven per se. I think when you're dead, you're dead. If anything happens after that, you just hope you don't…

— Helen Thomas

Heaven is going to be like this life, only better. It will be like this life with all its joys and beauties and pleasures,…

— David Berg

Heaven is like a stair case difficult to climb, but hell is like an elivator easy to go! Is a matter of choice...

— D Brown