Aliens Quote by Jack Handey

“When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at, they feel so pity for us on the success of their plans.”

— Toba Beta

What would a Martian visitor think to see a human being laugh? It must look truly horrible: the sight of furious gestures, flailing limbs,…

— Marvin Minsky

It's so funny when your at the office party and you crack a joke and your laughing at yourself because you created an awkward…

— Daryn

My colleagues thought I was an embarrassment because I was talking about mind, body, spirit. So I was called a quack. I was called…

— Deepak Chopra

I am never embarrassed by something that makes people laugh.

— Elizabeth Banks

I think there's something funny about people who laugh in the face of convention or surprise us morally.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different. We were a rare breed - spotting one of us was like…

— Lenny Bruce

What's really amusing is that you see - when you look at everybody's statements that - on both sides of the aisle, they've talked…

— Nina Totenberg

In fact, I get angry when people laugh at me. I go to the airport and the ground hostess starts laughing at me when…

— Johnny Lever

“You were laughing at where I work." "So? You do!" "Yes, because I work there. I'm laughing in the face of adversity, you're just…

— David Nicholls

I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and…

— Ricky Gervais

If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find that funny,…

— David Schwimmer