Costumes Quote by Jack Handey

“jittery, neurotic parents don't need any more false scares to piss their pants over. They're already raising their twatty little offspring like mollycoddled prisoners:…

— Charlie Brooker

We used to have a photo of me in full clown makeup taken when my son was 5. And when he was 17 or…

— Bill Irwin

Kids can relate to having some scary person living near their house. They can relate to, 'Hey, don't go near that house.' We all…

— Fred Willard

Taking a child to the toy store is the nearest thing to a death wish parents can have.

— Fred G. Gosman

“What’s the most frightening thing to a child? The pain of being the outsider, of looking ridiculous to others, of being teased or picked…

— Anthony Bourdain

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Kids don't like being put into boxes, and your kid can act in different ways in different situations.

— Rosalind Wiseman

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

— Paul Reubens

I wouldn't want to bring a kid into this crazy world right now.

— Miranda Lambert

Keep fear out of your child's mind, as you would keep poison out of his body; for fear is the deadliest of mental poisons.

— Orison Swett Marden

Children are more restricted than ever when it comes to taking physical risks - one of the ways previous generations built resilience. Thanks to…

— Claire Fox

Kids love to be scared - there's way to do it right, and ways to do it wrong.

— Henry Selick