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Aliens Quote by Jack Handey

“If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that…” quote by Jack Handey
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“If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye.”

Jack Handey

About This Quote

Source Comedy Sketch: The Jack Handey Show, 1990s

We might pretend our current society is a joke, then promise a better future after a delay, or react violently to criticism.

In simple terms: Pretend our world is a joke, then improve or fight back.

Key Takeaway

Plan for real progress, not just excuses.

Themes

humor future criticism reaction society

Mood

irry critical reflective

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • political satire
  • science fiction writing
  • public speaking
  • media critique

Key Concepts

Satire social commentary future planning

Questions to Reflect On

  • What real changes would you implement now?
  • How do jokes affect public perception?
A Different Perspective

If we delay improvement, we risk losing credibility.

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