Chihuahua Quote by Jack Handey

It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their…

— Elizabeth Perkins

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

— Hari Kondabolu

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

— Ira Glass

People can be a fine substitute for other dogs. But I think that if they had to choose, dogs by and large would choose…

— Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

The biggest dog has been a pup.

— Joaquin Miller

I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still…

— Jack Handey

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

— Emily VanCamp

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

— Leo Rosten

For dogs we kings should have lions, and for cats, tigers. The great benefits a crown.

— Victor Hugo

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.

— Margo Kaufman

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

The lion is not biggest animal in jungle, but he's king. Zurdo bigger than me; doesn't matter.

— Dmitry Bivol