Animal Quote by Ira Glass

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a…

— Dana Gould

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there…

— Jack Handey

Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.

— Billiam Coronel

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

I've always been a guy - I ran my mouth in NXT about the little guys who come through, and they are tough and…

— Baron Corbin

All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do…

— Cesar Millan

I'm really scared of small dogs, dogs in general I guess.

— Naby Keita

You a Chihuahua, Im a Rottweiler !!=D

— Will I Am

I feel like a shaking Chihuahua at the door!

— Jennifer Lawrence

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

— Jean Carroll

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.

— Margo Kaufman

I do have the most adorable little Chihuahua mix. I adopted him about 3 1/2 years ago from Much Love pet adoption, and he…

— Torrey DeVitto