Burned Quote by Jack Handey

Maybe my caveman ancestors invented the wheel or something. I'm not sure.

— Brendan Fraser

The greatest inventors are unknown to us. Someone invented the wheel - but who?

— Isaac Asimov

“China it! Why invent the wheel when it has already been invented!”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were…

— Kenneth Grahame

Thousands of years ago the first man discovered how to make fire. He was probably burnt at the stake he'd taught his brothers to…

— Ayn Rand

There have been three great inventions in the history of mankind; Fire, the wheel and Playboy.

— Hugh Hefner

The wheel was invented so we could move faster. Credit was invented so we would have to.

— Cullen Hightower

“Under the Song dynasty, between 960 and 1279, China led the world in many technological innovatons. The Chinese invented clocks, the compass, gunpowder, paper…

— Daron Acemoğlu

When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg.

— Guillaume Apollinaire

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.

— Will Rogers

The motorcycle went up into the air in flames. It was like doomsday ... Some did not have their hands; others had their legs missing.

— Abdul Samad

Civilization did not come with fire. It came with the discovery of how to use fire to heat water.

— Laura Anne Gilman