Chicks Quote by J. B. Smoove Download Open image “There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two.” — J. B. Smoove ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chicks Number Two Numbers Side Chick Sides Two
Rule Number One: Always respect rule Number 1.7 --Rule Number 1.7: Never lie your hand on a woman! — Tee Shepard Copy Share
Ladies, first and foremost: you're on your own. No more rules neatly laid out for you to follow. You have to make up YOUR… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
Someone once told me this when my boyfriend cheated on me; Guys categorize girls into two main groups; [1] the ones you put on shelves for safe-keeping and [2] the one use can F around with. And for a long time I was girl number 1, I was a shelf. Well not anymore. I choose girl number 3 - mess… — Bubbles Copy Share
Just because you’re on their side doesn’t mean they’re on your side. — Teresa Nielsen Hayden Copy Share Image
You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
When you're really bummed out, the last thing you want to hear is up-tempo and positive. And it lets you know that you're not… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
When the Strokes first started playing gigs, instead of getting into a costume for the shows, we talked about how we should dress every… — Julian Casablancas Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are such a chick.” I widened my eyes in mock surprise. “No way. Are you sure? — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“there’s too many people in here. If I had my way, I’d have nothing but young chicks, the innocent ones you can teach something.” — Richard Hugo Copy Share Image
Soooo," Arriane said. "Now you've met Randy." "I thought his name was Cam." "We're not talking about him," Arriane said quickly. "I mean the… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive.… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
I was so lucky and blessed to have gotten 'White Chicks' so early into my career. — Rochelle Aytes Copy Share Image
Raven-haired writer Emer Martin is giving a lunchtime reading from her fabulous new novel, Baby Zero. Emer Martin is a brilliant writer, very much… — Olaf Tyaransen Copy Share Image
I might look like a tough chick - and I am - but I'm also a hopeless romantic inside. — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
