Dope Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dope Life Mother Parenting Selling
When I was growing up, I just saw my mother as a successful businesswoman and awesome mother, so I never really thought, 'I can't… — Lynne Doughtie Copy Share Image
I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
My dad being a salesman taught me you can sell anybody anything if you've got the ability to believe. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
After I got this job at the syndicate, I started sending them money so they could go on trips and do the things they… — Lynn Johnston Copy Share Image
I was selling stuff probably since I could remember, like 6 or 7 years old. I was always out there helping my mom and… — Giannis Antetokounmpo Copy Share Image
My mother always told me, 'I didn't make a perfume or go sell toilet paper. I did something good with my name.' — Sean Hepburn Ferrer Copy Share Image
I was born into the business. My mother was an entertainer. It was natural. But yes, in the next life, I might not do… — Dina Lohan Copy Share Image
My mother was from an entrepreneurial family and very creative. She always pushed me to take risks, to do things I wouldn't have thought… — Gillian Tans Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'm just a fan of all music. My family owned a record shop so I grew up taking it all in on a daily… — Ab-Soul Copy Share Image
I wanna say I'm detached, but I'm an Aquarius that's sensitive as hell. That's dope, though. — Denzel Curry Copy Share Image
I do not have to be high to be great. I do not have to be drunk to have a good idea. I can… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
It's always amusing to see how much less the political class knows than the rest of us do. ... it's never occurred to [the… — Stephen D. Cox Copy Share Image
My experiences with dope were not good for me. I had to go another route. Because in my experience, dope didn't give me those… — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or dope, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thank God for Hip Hop because Marvin Gaye didn't have that and he was able to be that dope. For us to have… — B.J. The Chicago Kid Copy Share Image
The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great. — Abbie Hoffman Copy Share Image
I just want to be remembered as a dope MC. As somebody who really covered a lot of ground and became internationally known. — Raekwon Copy Share Image
“What's in a #firstlady title? The rest of their #bickeringbook, and look who's reading each other in proton-order? These kittens have taken off their… — Tracey Bond Copy Share Image
Reading was like a drug, a dope. The novels created moods in which I lived for days. — Richard Wright Copy Share Image