Crazy Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crazy Guy
Missing him so much that a text message seems so simple to do, yet pushing that one button is impossible! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sort of awkward with technology, and I think I'm the type of guy who would have something cool happen to him, and it… — Ben Bass Copy Share Image
She's talking about girl let's kill him, but I've got a better way to get him. Hanging up like she just didn't see him,… — Rachel Copy Share Image
To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If I send the last text at night, there's no way in hell I'm sending the first one the next day. Playing mind games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending a risky text & thinking..Oh god, they hate me, if they don't respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, It has to look like an accident. 4. Walk away. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
I have a friend - I send her one text and I get 20 texts back. Guys don't want a million texts. It's exhausting. — Anderson Cooper Copy Share Image
It's so difficult, particularly with an antisocial character. It's much easier if he's already a blank page, but once you've written on him, it's… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
We instantly believe everything we think. Isn't that insane? It's good for us to explore the depravity of our minds, so we know we… — Krishna Das Copy Share Image
Whether it was Little League or playing with your brothers or sisters, that was always a problem. If I would lose - because I… — Cal Ripken, Jr Copy Share Image
Grit, determination, the right amount of crazy, self belief - everything it takes to be a champion. I have that. — Dustin Poirier Copy Share Image
I didn't understand Southland Tales script at all! Is there a single word to describe it? Cacophony? It's celebrity meets pornography meets politics -… — Beth Grant Copy Share Image
What I do miss that I don't get anymore? You're going to think I'm crazy, but you want the truth, so here it is.… — Barbara Mandrell Copy Share Image
The Beat Generation, that was a vision that we had, John Clellon Holmes and I, and Allen Ginsberg in an even wilder way, in… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
You’re crazy,” said her best friend, Angela, as the bell rang to signal five minutes before the first class on the first day back… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
It's a great story for us whenever an entrepreneur makes a crazy amount of money and we get to tell the world about it.… — Sarah Lacy Copy Share Image
Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
In the middle of a play, I go crazy and don't realize what I'm doing. I'll snap back to reality and I realize, 'Hey,… — Brian Bosworth Copy Share Image
